Sunday, April 5, 2020

Joke's

Here are some really funny joke's to tell your family and friends!Hope you enjoy them!!

My teacher told me to have a good day....
Answer:So i went home!

What did the traffic light say to the car....
Answer:don't look I'm about to change!

Today at the bank and old lady said check my balance...
Answer:So i pushed her over!

Why did the bicycle collapse.....
Answer:It was two tiered!! 

3 comments:

  1. Kia ora Isy, I loved your jokes! Thanks for sharing them. Here's one for you...
    Why don't sharks eat clowns?
    Give up?
    Because they taste funny!
    Its actually Mr B's favourite joke so next time you see him you should tell him it. I can see you have done heaps of blog posts, good on you!
    See ya
    Mrs Gully

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  3. Hello Isy,
    Its billie here. I loved reading those jokes, very cheesy but very good.
    I have also got a joke for you.
    If you way a whale at a railway station were do you way a pie?
    ......
    Somewhere over a rainbow way a piie.
    (its pretty bad)
    Whats one of your favourite/best jokes?
    Yours truly,
    Billie.

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